random thought that popped into my head about the Apple iCar. (assuming Apple make one)

"pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69) 03/27/2016 at 07:24 • Filed to: Apple, speculative, render, iCar, imove, computers, iphone, steve jobs, tim cook

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WTF will it look like?

anything like these renders or more car like?

Tapas > pip bip - choose Corrour 03/27/2016 at 07:37

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It will be an aluminum unibody construction where the motor is welded to the tranny. Everything else is put together with bolts that require a 24 pronged tool.

You will not be able to open the bonnet. They’ll even put a wear plate along the bottom of the car so you can’t access any of the components.

IFixit will take it apart using a swazall and a blow torch.

It will also be 89 mm thin and have a 3000 mile range.

Leon711 > pip bip - choose Corrour 03/27/2016 at 07:50

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The third one is a shopped VW NILS.

Svend > pip bip - choose Corrour 03/27/2016 at 07:52

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It’ll require regular updates, probably stall from time to time, will not always back-up, you won’t be able to leave it to someone in your will, won’t sync with other devices, etc...

#OnlyKidding (I hope)

LongbowMkII > Tapas 03/27/2016 at 08:37

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I'm waiting for next years model. It's supposed to be 84mm thick.

deprecated account > pip bip - choose Corrour 03/27/2016 at 08:40

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The thing about Apple products is that they look undesigned, almost. I'd expect a Magic Mouse on wheels.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > pip bip - choose Corrour 03/27/2016 at 08:58

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An oldie, but a goodie.

Rims will be an odd size (like 16 7/8") so that you can only get tires from Apple. Apple will then patent the wheel and sue all other car manufacturers for copying their “game changing” idea.

Sam > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 03/27/2016 at 11:07

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They could pull a Fine Bros. and try to patent the entire concept of a circle.

ranwhenparked > pip bip - choose Corrour 03/27/2016 at 12:59

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Gold tinted windows would be awesome, especially if they do it with real gold dust like the Mirage.

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > pip bip - choose Corrour 03/27/2016 at 13:07

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Who knows, but if they do build a car all of its windows will certainly shatter every time the car gets a minor ding in a parking lot.